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Telephone Solicitor's Rap

from It's All Our Vault by Smokin' Dave and the Premo Dopes

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Uh hello ma'am, this is Bob Fletcher from the firefighter's association how you do..
Uh no ma'am I'm, I'm not a firefighter uh yet, uh I hope to be, hope to be hehehe , that's right uh
We'res wonderin' if you could maybe help out, uh help out our cause this year with another donation like last year, uh
Uh, you got a little uh extra change that the church and the government hadn't got a hold of yet umm
We sure'd like our cut outta that

Life is such a drag
Life is such a drag
Life is such a drag
Life is such a drag

Uh hello there sir, this is Bob Fletcher from the fraternal order of the.. oh why did I catch ya at a bad time I'm really s
Oh, eatin' dinner are ya, hehe
Oh well, I, I tell ya sir you're harder to get a hold of than my wife's boyfriend hehehehehehehehe that's right
Uh well sir I won't keep you too long uh
I just wanna remind ya that there's a lot of orphans out there this
This Christmas that aren't gonna get a chance to play tetherball because uh let's see what happened, oh yeah
the tetherball net uh is broken down there at the lodge
Seems like they had some sorta freaky hailstorm up there hey wait
Your, your chicken's gettin' cold is it
Yeah I'm not surprised
Well sir if you can uh, still write your name I, I'd sure appreciate it
If you can fill us out a check and sign it, 'n send it on in, I, I know you're a busy man and uhh sir if you think you can live without those 55 lottery tickets uh , that ya buy every year, oh, that would just make me so happy

Life is such a drag
My wife is such a hag
Boss dressed up in drag
Life is such a drag

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from It's All Our Vault, released February 5, 2000

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