1. |
Smokin'Dave Intro Theme
02:47
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Smokin' Dave just about underway
Smokin' Dave just about underway
Smokin' Dave just about underway
Got the first song first song comin' up
Got the first song first song comin' up
Got the first song first song comin' up
Right after this here introduction
Right after this here introduction
Right after this here introduction
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2. |
Van Willin'
03:57
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We got a van, a brand new plan
So now we don't got to work for the man
Man, now life's a cow
We're gonna milk it til it's dry til the milk runs out
Van Willin', time killin', fluid spillin'
It's thrillin', but it might be killin' me
Time sheets, fax machines
Welcome back to the American's dream
Well you can have it, I laugh right at it
Headed down I-40 in the night alright
We'll get there cause we care
(chorus)
Hosed down, gassed up
No time to stop boys fill up your cup
A life of livin', a life of ease
We got t-shirts, cassettes and CDs, and LPs, LPs
Got a big ol' box o' LPs
What I'm talkin' 'bout here is rock 'n roll
Bad for your heart, good for your soul
Black guitar, a wooden bass
Drummer drummin' right in place
Baby in your face
Where's the people will they show
We gonna play anyway
Every damn song we know
Life means livin' and livin' means GO
chorus
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3. |
Ethiopian Jokes
04:01
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Last night I went to another dumb party
Lotta rich kids sittin' round being arty
Well I felt out of place like Laurel without Hardy
So I picked up my stuff and I left that party
They were telling those Ethiopian jokes, Ethiopian jokes
Rich kids sit around smokin' that dope
Tellin' Ethiopian jokes
Well they think they're witty they think they're urbane
A couple of laughs for a desert of pain
I guess when you get on those cushions things are never the same
Some worship wine others pray for rain
Hear those Ethiopian jokes, Ethiopian jokes
Rich kids sit around snortin' that coke
Tellin' Ethiopian jokes
Well I flew over that continent and that ain't no lie
Saw people in the desert where they die
Would I still be a man if I admitted that I cried
Well I cried
Well I cried
Well I cried, and I wished it was rain
Well I cried, I cried, and I wished it was rain
Well you can't predict the future and it's just as well
Cause the future's somethin' nobody can foretell
Thinkin' of the past I think I told a few of them jokes myself
So I'll see you all down in Hell
You know what we'll be telling Ethiopian jokes
Ethiopian jokes
Rich kids sittin' round smokin' dope
Talkin' 'bout the future how there is no hope
The next punch line is a line of coke
A lousy line of coke I wish my tears were rain
I wish my tears were rain
I hate those jokes
Well I hate those jokes
Ethiopian jokes
I hate Ethiopian jokes
I hate Ethiopian jokes
Hahaha
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4. |
Planet Of Stone
03:54
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Ahhhh
Ahhhh
This planet spins around too fast
I hope that God don't turn off the gravity
I swear to Spock I couldn't take it out in space
All spaced out just pretending not to be
Don't worry girls, don't worry girls
It's just this planet spinning round
Don't worry girls, little boys and girls
It's just stone planet spinning round
If a man's an island then he's out to see
how much he can sink and still be
Never trying to breathe til the air is gone
Living here in this planet of stone
Don't worry girls, little boys and girls
It's just this planet spinning round
Don't worry boys, don't worry girls
It's just this planet spinning round
Planet of stone is spinning round
Aphrodite come and take me home
Come on Medusa turn me into stone
So much easier to make it down here
If while down here you're gone
And you're gone, yeah you're gone
Well you're gone
This planet spins around too fast
Well I hope that God don't turn off the gravity
I'm trying to nail down the world with a blade of grass
Nail down myself, and fill my cavities
Don't worry girls, don't worry girls
It's just this planet spinning round
Don't worry girls, little boys and girls
It's just this planet spinning round
It's just this planet spinning round
It's just stone planet slowing down
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5. |
Flashing Blue
03:13
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Lock all your doors before midnight
Turn down the noise because it's dealer's choice
Five years underground in a college scene
Is much too long for you to stay clean stay clean
Watch out for blue
Watch out for the flashing blue
I'd be discreet boy if I were you
Watch out for the flashing blue
Do your friends know what's new in town
They pay a visit pull the curtains down
Very careful my dear friend or we'll see you up the river
Very smart to be afraid
Cause they got your number
Wanna crack your safe
(chorus)
All you fighters with butane lighters don't you understand
That there's nothing worse than the cold steel on your rusting hands
Five years underground in a college scene
Is much too long for you to stay clean
(chorus)
Stay clean of the flashing blue
It's comin' it's comin' it's comin' it's comin'
It's comin' it's comin' it's comin' it's comin' to you
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6. |
Black Roses
02:43
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Hey there Mr. Morrison what has become of you
The good life must have cut your neck it got Elvis too
A joker's smile rests on your face aren't you afraid to leave
You just keep smilin' big cause it's gettin' hard to breathe
Sometimes I get so scared of the fun things that I do
I want to scream inside I want to scream at you
Black roses won't get me I keep runnin' hard
Black roses won't get me red thorns in my heart
Red thorns in my heart
Don't pour me another drink cause this is my last one
Keep me away from the razor blades don't hand me a gun
Everybody wants to help you to your own deathbed
Everybody love the good time folks they love you when you're dead
(chorus)
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7. |
Smokin' Dave Spy Theme
02:53
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YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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8. |
Empty Glass
03:13
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Ya go downtown downtown Empty Glass
Ya go downtown downtown Empty Glass
Ya go downtown downtown Empty Glass
Ya go downtown downtown Empty Glass
Ya go downtown downtown Empty Glass
Don't make a lotta money but you get a lotta aaaaaaa
I know Hank he works down at the bank
I know Hank he works down at the bank
I know Hank he works down at the bank
I know Hank he works down at the bank
I know Hank he works down at the bank
He makes a lotta money and he gets a lotta aaaaaaa
If you want to come down to Empty Glass
If you want to come down to Empty Glass
Yeah If you want to come down to Empty Glass
Yeah If you want to come down to Empty Glass
If you gonna come down to Empty Glass
First thing you gotta do is get off your aaaaaaa
Downtown downtown Empty Glass
Ya go downtown downtown Empty Glass
Ya go downtown downtown Empty Glass
Downtown downtown Empty Glass
Downtown downtown Empty Glass
Downtown downtown Empty
Downtown downtown Empty
Downtown downtown Empty Glass
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9. |
Muzak Medley
06:50
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La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la
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Uh hello ma'am, this is Bob Fletcher from the firefighter's association how you do..
Uh no ma'am I'm, I'm not a firefighter uh yet, uh I hope to be, hope to be hehehe , that's right uh
We'res wonderin' if you could maybe help out, uh help out our cause this year with another donation like last year, uh
Uh, you got a little uh extra change that the church and the government hadn't got a hold of yet umm
We sure'd like our cut outta that
Life is such a drag
Life is such a drag
Life is such a drag
Life is such a drag
Uh hello there sir, this is Bob Fletcher from the fraternal order of the.. oh why did I catch ya at a bad time I'm really s
Oh, eatin' dinner are ya, hehe
Oh well, I, I tell ya sir you're harder to get a hold of than my wife's boyfriend hehehehehehehehe that's right
Uh well sir I won't keep you too long uh
I just wanna remind ya that there's a lot of orphans out there this
This Christmas that aren't gonna get a chance to play tetherball because uh let's see what happened, oh yeah
the tetherball net uh is broken down there at the lodge
Seems like they had some sorta freaky hailstorm up there hey wait
Your, your chicken's gettin' cold is it
Yeah I'm not surprised
Well sir if you can uh, still write your name I, I'd sure appreciate it
If you can fill us out a check and sign it, 'n send it on in, I, I know you're a busy man and uhh sir if you think you can live without those 55 lottery tickets uh , that ya buy every year, oh, that would just make me so happy
Life is such a drag
My wife is such a hag
Boss dressed up in drag
Life is such a drag
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11. |
Jök Aüf
03:00
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12. |
Waco, Texas
00:57
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13. |
Dr. Kevorkian
00:26
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14. |
What's She A-Thinkin'
04:30
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What's she a-thinkin'
What's she a-thinkin'
Did she see me blinkin'
Yeah she wasn't winkin'
Yeah whatever she's thinkin'
She ain't thinkin' 'bout me
What's she a-doin'
What's she a-doin'
Did she know my balls were bluin'
Yeah blue and grey
Yeah whatever she's doin'
She ain't doin' with me
What's she a-thinkin'
What's she a-drinkin'
She ain't no Abe Lincoln
But I ain't complainin'
Cause it ain't rainin'
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What's she a-bein'
What's she a bein'
Is she a human bein'
Does she really have feelin's
Whatever she's feelin'
She ain't feeling' me
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15. |
Outro Theme
04:45
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Smokin' Dave, 'bout to take a break
Got the next set coming up
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